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... And seconds after Prince Hot Ginge strolled out of a Port-A-Potty, dozens of hos ran in there pantless to scoot across the toilet seat and pick up as much as Hot Ginge DNA as possible - Lainey...
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James Franco's in GQ Magazine showing off his black belt fisting skills. Teen Mom Farrah doesn't know whether to close her legs or try to book James for the sequel to her porn - Lainey GossipWhy is an...
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John Currin's portrait of a naked Bea Arthur is expected to sell at for at least $1.8 million at Sotheby's today. I thank all of you in advance for selling all of your possessions, loved ones and...
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Either Miley Cyrus dropped half of her chipmunk face on a mountain of coke or her make-up artist hates her and wants people to know it - Hollywood TunaCasper Smart's gold digging mission is almost...
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"Why is that dominatrix ice sculpture blinking?" asked hundreds of party guests at Calvin Klein's Cannes party - Lainey GossipOh how Ryan Seacrest wishes that the OTHER Hough was wearing this outfit...
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"That piece of trash ruined my will to love and now he's stolen my hairstyle!!!" screamed Jennifer Aniston after seeing Brad Pitt on the cover of June's Esquire - Lainey Gossip How long before Amanda...
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RiRi is supposedly paying tribute to Marilyn Monroe here, but that forty five cent wig is totally "Colonel Sanders after a home perm gone wrong" - ICYDKLeonardo DiCatchAHo looks like a vato trying to...
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While watching Jennifer Aniston's skit for Ellen with Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox, I kept thinking to myself that this needs a laugh track and rich people have really weird front door areas -...
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I will say that Anne Hathaway's camel toe looks good in blue. Blue is really its color - The Superficial Wonky McValtrex got a record deal with CashMoney and if she didn't think black guys are gross,...
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Selena Kay Letourneau strikes again! - Hollywood Tuna So many, "I'd like Charlie Hunnam to Pacific Rim me" jokes, so little time - Lainey Gossip Robert Downey Jr.'s old Sketchers ad is making me pucker...
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Dear Kate Beckinsale, don't look now, but Marc Anthony's behind you and he's staring at your ass hard - PopoholicIn conclusion, RPattz and John Mayer are doing it and Katy Perry's their beard cover-up....
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In last week's Mad Men, Megan wore a shirt that Sharon Tate wore in 1967. What does it all mean? Does it mean they're going to murder Megan? Does it mean that Megan is the Jennifer North of Mad Men? If...
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Courtney Stodden temporarily took off her ten layers of tit padding and exquisite lucite heels to pose topless for E!. These pictures are so natural, so feminine and so beautiful that they could easily...
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Three claps for Vogue Brazil's blatant ads for Adobe Photoshop (featuring Pamela Anderson) - Drunken StepfatherJesse Eisenberg and a reporter get weird with each other and they either really want to do...
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At the Chime for Change concert over the weekend, Blake Lively dressed like a 60-something widow circa 1968 who just inherited her late husband's entire fortune and Ryan Reynolds dressed like her gold...
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One of Germany's most demure and delicate flowers, Micaela Schaefer, is running around the streets while 99.999999% naked again. I'm beginning to think that the City of Berlin hired her to beautify...
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Brooklyn Beckham is all grown up and here to remind us that we're all getting older and soon we'll be slurping tapioca pudding on the lanai at our retirement community - Lainey Gossip I wonder if 90s...
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Eddie Cibrian and the squinting Falkor gave an interview to Extra and sometimes you just have to let a man in a polo shirt/vest combo make a "not impressed" face so you don't have to - CelebitchyYes to...
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This is what Heat Miser looks like after you throw ice water on him - IDLYITWLeonardo DiCaprio and his forever soulmate went to Versailles. Oh, and his latest blonde Angel was there too - Lainey Gossip...
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