... And seconds after Prince Hot Ginge strolled out of a Port-A-Potty, dozens of hos ran in there pantless to scoot across the toilet seat and pick up as much as Hot Ginge DNA as possible - Lainey Gossip
Well, Taylor Swift's music does make my ears feel like they're burning in hell - The Superficial
RiRi stays dressing like an early 90s hooker who gets all her ho shit uniforms from Miller's Outpost - Drunken Stepfather
So you know how you threw your naked and greased up body on Henry Cavill that one time? Yeah, it was a little too aggressive for him - Celebitchy
Is the dude in the second picture Johnny Depp or current day Al Pacino after a dye job? - The Berry
Michael Douglas on what it was like dry boning Matt Damon - Towleroad
Either Maxim used all the Photoshop on Heather Graham or she's been moisturizing her face with the blood of babies - Hollywood Tuna
Halle Berry's baby dome is growing as baby domes usually do - Popoholic
This tragic STUNT QUEEN move actually makes me miss Heidi and Spencer - ICYDK
So what do all the Real Housewives make a season? (Sadly, the answer isn't two bottles of Boone's Farms and a lap dance from Andy Cohen) - Reality Tea
The My Little Pony raver girls are terrifying - Jezebel
"Hey, Pimp Mama Kris, how much for the one on the left?!" - Dennis Rodman - HuffPo
Dear NBC, Kylie Minogue as She-Ra will SAVE the network! - OMG Blog
The Difficult Brown's neighbors don't like the portraits of his ass warts that he spray-painted in front of his house - IDLYITW
Dr. Who shaved his head and it's actually doing things to me - Just Jared
The Jolly Green Giant and Little Green Sprout go to the beach - Popsugar
Steve Sanders, I still would - Boy Culture
Paul Giamatti looking like Mama June without her hair on, I still would - Videogum
More delusions from the mistress of Neverland Manor - Crunk + Disorderly
Savannah Guthrie's getting married - I'm Not Obsessed
