James Franco's in GQ Magazine showing off his black belt fisting skills. Teen Mom Farrah doesn't know whether to close her legs or try to book James for the sequel to her porn - Lainey Gossip
Why is an inflatable green ball with a face trying to nibble on Heidi Klum's tit? - Drunken Stepfather
When Denise Richards turned down Charlie Sheen's stack of cash for taking care of twins he just shrugged and said, "More snatch and coke for me then!" - Celebitchy
Either Emma Watson's nipple is really long and skinny or she got a hamburger grease stain on her dress - The Superficial
Just Jack is on TV again - Towleroad
Porn Iguana or Snookitina or a little of both?- Hollywood Tuna
The morphing of Blair Waldorf and JLo was at the FOX Upfronts - Popoholic
Jimmy Choo wants Nicole Kidman's feet - Just Jared
LuMann and Aviva might not be in the next season of Real Houseflies of New York City - Reality Tea
The look on Tori Spelling's kids faces says it all - ICYDK
Douche parade and yes, I'd hit them all - The Berry
Vanessa Hudgens either has a herp sore or one of the paps blew a fart her way - IDLYITW
B. Coop wants a lot of balls on his head - Popsugar
Carrie Underwears isn't ready to rent her womb out to a baby yet - I'm Not Obsessed
Oh...Brooke Mueller.... - HuffPo
Ling Woo> Sandra Bullock - Jezebel
$950 for a shot glass that looks like an oversized thimble from Monopoly? - Videogum