Either Miley Cyrus dropped half of her chipmunk face on a mountain of coke or her make-up artist hates her and wants people to know it - Hollywood Tuna
Casper Smart's gold digging mission is almost complete and he should be proud of himself for achieving such success before even graduating from potty training academy - Lainey Gossip
Teen Mom Farrah's backdoor bikini is on eBay and I'm surprised nobody has asked if anal leakage stains are included - Drunken Stepfather
Kirstie Alley is the Rosa Parks of fat actresses, basically - Celebitchy
Try not to spit out your tampon from shock when we all find out that Premo Stallone is an actor Pimp Mama Kris hired to get Kourtney Kartrashian some tabloid attention - The Superficial
Uma Thurman will play Anita Bryant - Towleroad
EVERYBODY'S leaving Saturday Night Live and they might as well just get Justin Timberlake to replace them all and call it a day - Just Jared
Jason Hoppy wants to gag Bethenny Frankelstein, but not in a sexy way - Reality Tea
Emma Watson in W Magazine - Popoholic
Kelly Rowland claims she was jealous of Beyonce being more successful than her after Destiny's Child split up (The Illuminati made her say it) - ICYDK
The third dude should totally be the next Bachelor - The Berry
And here's Tom Hopper's ass, because you need something to wipe away the image of Teen Mom Farrah's anal leakage stains - OMG Blog
Selena Gomez seconds after she realized that she dated Justin Bieber once - IDLYITW
Violet from American Horror Story cleans up good - Popsugar
Why Pimp Mama Kris hasn't whored out Rob Kartrashian to Jenny Craig yet is beyond me - I'm Not Obsessed
Fame whore still fighting fame whore fame whore-ly on Twitter - HuffPo
As always, RiRi is the definition of sophistication and demureness - Jezebel
Christina Hendricks' mother, is that you? - SOW