"Why is that dominatrix ice sculpture blinking?" asked hundreds of party guests at Calvin Klein's Cannes party - Lainey Gossip
Oh how Ryan Seacrest wishes that the OTHER Hough was wearing this outfit instead - Hollywood Tuna
Pictures that have me wondering if I should maybe try to work out this weekend... But wait, fapping while eating a quesadilla at the same time is considered exercise, right? - The Berry
Like the Kane and Kim are going to even last that long - The Superficial
Those wolf brows make Sofia Vergara look like my Tio Jorge - Drunken Stepfather
The shit Detective La Toya will do for a check - Jezebel
I bet a Madge vs. Goopy cat fight looks like wax-covered two praying mantises playing a super aggressive game of patty cake - Celebitchy
George Michael got into another car crash and thankfully Snappy Snaps wasn't involved this time around - Towleroad
Edward Furlong must love hanging out with cops - ICYDK
You just can't take the Coachella out of Vanessa Hudgens - Popoholic
BUT IS PHOEBE PRICE OKAY?!!! - HuffPo
Keith Urban doesn't want to let go of the millions of dollars FOX pays him to do nothing - Reality Tea
Rooney Mara looks like the ghost of Ichabond Crane in daytime drag - Popsugar
If only we all had elegant moves like this - OMG Blog
Amanda Bynes is totally going to Photoshop her crotch on Wheelchair Jimmy's face - I'm Not Obsessed
Justin Bieber is still dressing like a rejected extra from House Party 2 - Just Jared
F/M/K time! I'd kill Charles Barkley, fuck The Rock and marry Shaq, because he's the richest - SOW